It's April 1 again and this is a synopsis of me.
Read about Steve Tarde online and at my Casey at the Bat fan page on Facebook and gorge on my decade long blog at steve-tarde.blogspot.com until your eyes cry out for you to stop.
I am about teaching others how I think in lectures and performing a classic baseball poem which has been around since 1888, almost as long as me.
Who are you?
That's what I want to know.
Are you as good as I am on the phone? Can you book baseball gigs? Can you talk to Final Four coaches like I do who seek out my advice?
Can you tell me a little about each of the women basketball coaches and their teams in the Final Four and handicap their chances?
In other words, I am looking for an assistant who can help me change lives.
My guess is that I will still be looking next month as well--I am cuddly, but I must admit--tough to work with.
So just how good are you?
Good enough for me to reach out to you after you make contact?