Very Rare

I often refer to myself as the most unique CPA in America. Fair? How many CPA’s do you know that were able to retire at 30 and move to Hollywood? Well, San Diego, actually, but that is close enough. I wrote this little book Fire Your Boss and Hire Yourself and suddenly I had more money than the old woman in a shoe. Wasn’t she the one with a lot of money? Well, no matter. I am trying to make a point here. And just what was that point? Damn dementia! We climbed into our brand new Cadillac and pointed the car westward. Our first stop was Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa where we were given our own room and a personal waiter. It was good to be king. Now, wait a minute, Steve, you are supposed to be writing an ad here, not one of your damn novels. So I guess what I want to say is this. I help writers attract jobs. If you want to acquire the same power of attraction, send me an email. I will do something which is very rare in today’s world. I will respond.