I Don't Mean Living in Detroit Makes you a Moron

Baseball and Bud are about to become a national joke once more. Who would ever want to go to Detroit? People pay me to have breakfast with them and come from all over the world for the mastermind. I change careers and especially for writers. But I have never been to Detroit. And I am not planning a trip. However, this weekend, the World Series and the nation’s eyes will come to Detroit once more to tune in Giants-Tigers in games 3, 4 and 5. Expect rain, wind and a number of delays. Weather forecasts have this week’s mild weather turning bitter cold by Saturday. Why didn’t Detroit build their stadium with a retractable roof? You will have to ask the morons.