JOE PLUMBER SHOULD BE DONALD TRUMP!

I resent Joe Plumber being used in this campaign.

I don't know him.

I mean he looks and sounds like a normal guy.

But until this week nobody knew him.

Sort of like Sarah Palin before and after.

It is Donald Trump I am after.

Let me explain.

If you want to share the wealth in America, if you really want to redistribute the wealth from the very rich to benefit those forever looking up, you don't waste your time with plumbers.

You go to the penthouse.

In the penthouse, you will find a suite reserved for Mr. Gates.

You will find a bevy of rooms under the name of Mr. Buffett.

You will not be invited to the rooftop pool party under the brightly colored tent unless you are on the list of one Mr. Pickens.

Of course, the entire building is owned by Mr. Trump.

Let's bring these fellas into the limelight of this campaign.

Let's redistribute their wealth.

Let's leave Joe Plumber alone.

Don't think that the wealth distribution plan works?

Ask the Tampa Bay Rays.

Tonight, they can punch their dance card to the World Series.

Where did they get some of the cash for this championship team?

Go find the New York Yankees, the Trumps of baseball, who had to fork over millions in cash to lowly teams like the Rays under baseball's version of share the wealth.

You might have a problem finding the Yankees all in one place.

You see they usually play baseball this time of year, but it appears they are on vacation.

Replaced by the Rays.

Now that's sharing the wealth!

It's an idea whose time has come.

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