Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Curt Schilling Didn’t Blog This, So I did!


Hey, Alex, Yankee fans think you are a whore.

Add Yankee Stadium along with Seattle, Texas and Boston where you will be booed without mercy when you show your pay for show face ever again.

In fact, my advice is to follow Joe Torre to Dodgerville and stay out of American League cities. Your ears will feel better.

You claim to have always wanted to be a Yankee and then when the fans finally shower their affections on you, after four arduous years, you bolt.

Why?

Because 81 million left on your contract wasn't good enough?

Go tell that to someone who isn't steeped in Yankee pride.

Your pimp, Scott Bore-ASS claims that your move was necessitated by the fact that you had no idea what Yankee management would do about Rivera, Posada and the changes in management.

What does that have to do with you?

Did you think the Yankees were going to be battling Tampa Bay for the last spot in the Eastern Division next season?

No matter what the Yankees do, they will still have the highest payroll in the league next year and that means they will be competitive.

But without you, they might even get past the first round.

What was your four year impact?

Lost in ALCS to Red Sox (the only team in history to blow a 3-0 lead)

Lost in first round to Angels.

Lost in first round to Tigers.

Lost in first round to Indians.

And in most every series, guess what?

You STUNK!

And still, Yankee fans believed in you, defended you and had your back.

Why?

Because you said the right things, had more talent than any 3rd baseman New York has ever seen and we all really believed that it was your lifelong dream to be a New York Yankee and win a championship, a 27th flag which you could parade down Broadway in a ticker tape parade.

Get out of New York, Alex.

No Yankee fan wants you there.

You fooled everyone.

What we thought was a baseball stud, a Yankee bleeding pinstripes, turns out to be a 200 million dollar whore.

How much money does one person need?

Proud to be a Yankee?

Don't make us choke on your millions!

Jeter doesn't have 50% of your talent, but we know a real Yankee when we see him.

Stay out of Yankee Stadium.

You never deserved the right to wear the uniform.

In the end, your #13 uniform wasn't unlucky for you.

It was unlucky for every Yankee fan who ever saw you play.

You don't deserve a championship because you have no idea what a team is.

Why not just buy a team and play by yourself?

Isn't that what you already do?

Saturday, October 06, 2007

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